Lost and Found

FOUND LEAFBLOWER
Severely burnt, looks like a bomb hit it. Also has some dents from when it fell out of the tree next door in space #29 and hit our roof. Stop by space #31 to claim.

For Sale

PILLS, CRANK, HEROIN, YOU NAME IT
I can get it. Best prices, quantity discounts. Visit DJ the dope dealer in space #41. Cash only, no fronting.

75-FOOT SATELLITE DISH
Beautiful Behemoth model, great condition. Come and see! It's sitting right there in the yard. $400 or will trade for a satellite dish 40 feet across or smaller. Haggle with Dot the crazy cat lady in space #8.

Real Estate

MOVIN' ON UP
Up the road, anyway. If you're looking to maybe buy a bigger trailer, come on over to Buzzards Trailertopia! We got LOTS of trailers for sale, and we got a bar right here in the trailer park too! You know where to find us.

LAND - LAND - LAND
Get out from underneath that monthly space rent. For about the same price as a year's space rent, you can BUY your own plot of land to park your trailer on, and never pay space rent again! 1/2-acre plots, ready to plop a trailer on! Property will have utilities/hookups as soon as you install 'em. Call JR Johnson Realty, 1-800-JOHNSON. Ask for JR.

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