Lost and Found

LOST KEY RING
With trailer key, a key to the Chevy truck, the LeBaron key, and two gas cap keys. If found, please return to the Dorques in space #24. Give the keys to Bud or Dixie -- there was a incident in our last trailer park involving Lonnie and Ronnie and a gas tank. Rides to the store and up the road to Buzzards will resume when the keys are found.

LOST TIRES
Old, bald, rotted truck tires that were laying around in the yard went missing. If found, please return to Clarence in space #62. If you find Clarence passed out, just lay them tires back in the yard where the circular dead grass is.

REWARD-LOST DOG
My little Chihuahua dog ran off when that fireball happened, and I haven't seen him since. If anyone finds my precious little pooch, please return him to Virginia Beadle in space #17. Reward -- no questions asked.

For Sale

BARKING RAT
No shit, it's a real rat that barks. The barking rat was found digging through trash bags sitting out in our yard. It eats almost anything, but it really likes Taco Bell food and beer. Ideal for circus sideshow. Contact Buddy in space #15 to make an offer on the Incredible Barking Rat.

Real Estate

TRAILERS-TRAILERS-TRAILERS
New trailers, used trailers, new trailer parts, old trailer parts. Service available -- we come to you! Delivery of parts and trailers available, and we do on-site repairs, too!
Call Trailertown NOW 555-1313.

TRAILERS YOU AIN'T GOT TO MOVE NOWHERES
Tons of trailers available! Just buy and move in! Feel free to cruise through Buzzards and check out any trailer with a For Sale sign on it.

TRAILERS AVAILABLE-CHEAP!
We've still got several trailers left over from the auction by the duckpond last month. Different sizes and prices, all guaranteed to be a real steal! Contact Tinbox Acres management for more information. The phone number is on the sign at the entrance.

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