Lost and Found

LOST ROOF AND FLOOR
The roof and floor were there the last time we came out to visit our vacation mobile in Tinbox Acres. It was gone when we came by to kick back and watch the Superbowl. If anyone knows what happened to our roof and floor of space #81, please let us know. We live out of the area code. We know that those of you who have phones probably don't have long distance service, so just call and leave a message with management if you know what happened to the roof and floor to the trailer in space #81.

FOUND SCORCHED ROCKS AND OTHER MISCELLANEOUS HEAVY OBJECTS
These items were found under the trailer, where our floor used to be. In fact, there were crunched up roof and floor pieces under the rocks and objects. Whoever lost these items can pick them up outside space #81.

LOST BARKING RAT - REWARD!
The incredible barking rat has either been kidnapped or he ran off. He went missing when those rocks rained down on the trailer park. Maybe it scared the little guy and he ran and hid someplace. We probably would have got a ransom note by now if he'd been kidnapped. If anyone sees the incredible barking rat, please return him to Buddy in space #15. We don't know how long he'll live if he doesn't get his daily fix of Taco Bell food and beer.

For Sale

DEMOLISHED TRAILER
Entire pile of trailer pieces and rocks, or will part out. Some of this stuff would make great catapult ammo. Will let it all go CHEAP because we're in a hurry to get away from this place and all the explosions and falling rocks and fires and all that. 24-7 yard sale in space #30 until it's all gone.

Real Estate

TRAILER PARTS
Trailer look like it's been in a war? We got all the parts you need, and some you don't! Replacement roofs, floors, aluminum siding! Call Trailertown NOW, before it rains again! 555-1313.

TINY MATCHBOX SHACK
Major fire hazard, ancient faulty wiring, virtually no land around it. But it's NOT located in a trailer park, and you won't need to watch for falling rocks! One room plus 3/4 bath, swamp cooler. Right in your price range! Call JR Johnson Realty, 1-800-JOHNSON.

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