Lost and Found

LOST HALF-OUNCE BAGGIE OF METH
Fell right out of my pocket when I was staggering back from the Irish bar on St. Patrick's Day, or maybe the wee hours of the morning after. Anyways, I still owe this big ugly tattooed illiterate dealer a shitpile of cash for it. If found, PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR ON TOP don't smoke, snort, or slam it. PLEASE. Just bring it on home to BT in space #21.

FOUND EITHER A ROACH OR A HALF-SMOKED HAND-ROLLED CIGARETTE
Found in the driveway in front of space #45. See Norm in space #81 to identify and claim.

LOST VCR
Last seen sitting right on top of the metal cart, outside the Silver Bullet. I came back out with another armload of my shit and the VCR was gone. Please return to Beaulah Radkin in space #68.

For Sale

USED VCR, WORKS GREAT, CHEAP!
Found in a trash pile, but on closer inspection, it works fine! Quality control done with Small Soldiers videotape my ma never returned to Blockbuster. See Timmy in space #47 to make offer.

BOOZAPALOOZA SUMMER BEER BASH!
All Beer All Summer!
Buy 2 case, get 1 case free
OR
Buy 1 reg keg, get pony keg free!
FREE DELIVERY to Tinbox Acre and Buzzard Trailertopia
and all other address within 1000 yard of Boozapalooza

YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND US
(in case you forget, careen left out driveway, stumble 500 yard, cross highway)

Real Estate and Real Estate By-products

CRAMPED? NEED MORE SPACE? HOW ABOUT AN ADD-ON!
Who gives a shit if you live in an RV? Add on anyway! It's probably legal if you pull the wheels off first, anyways. We're ready, willing, able, and crazy enough to do it for you!
Call Trailertown for details NOW at 555-1313.

BLOWED UP METH LAB RUBBLE -- FREE!
You haul away. Drop by the former manager's office over at Buzzards Trailertopia to inquire. Some of the larger metal hunks could probably still be used to cook meth, and the cheap wood paneling has valuable meth residue all over it. Come and get it!

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