Lost and Found

REWARD -- LOST HUSBAND -- REWARD
Last seen right before Welcome Wagon Willy got turned loose from the nuthatch. Stands about 5'8" tall, weighs in at about 175-180, long brown hair, beard, hazel eyes. Answers to "Carl." If found, please return to Ma Feral Bailey in space #1.

FOUND JESUS
He was passed out at the duckpond, and I got dibs on him. Anybody who touches Jesus down there in the weeds by the duckpond is gonna have Pastor Pasqual in space #26 to deal with. Not to mention the wrath of God.

For Sale

PHOTOS OF DARRELL'S TRAILER BLOWING UP
Shot with the nifty new digital camera Pop Feral done give me for Christmas, and printed on Arliss' new color printer in space #62. Available in four different sizes, from 8x10 up to poster sized. You have to frame 'em, though. One of a kind! $10 to $30, depending on size. Inquire with Timmy Feral in space #68.

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ROGELIO'S CHEEZ WHIZ AND RITZ CRACKER SALE!

Both for only a buck, when you buy a 12-pack of beer!

It takes about a 12-pack to wash down a box of
Ritz crackers and a can of Cheez Whiz, anyway, so
why not make a sale out of it?

Directions: Veer right at the top of the driveway, stagger 500 yards,
stop, look, listen. Then weave across the highway. Blue sign out front.
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Real Estate and Real Estate By-products

FOR RENT
Various trailer spaces in various states of decay. Call Tinbox Acres Management at the number on the sign at the top of the driveway.

POST-DETONATION TRAILER CLEANUP
Why knock yourself out cleaning up the mess after your trailer explodes? We have lots of experience cleaning up exploded trailer messes! Let us put our health at risk so you don't!
Call Trailertown NOW 555-1313.

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