Lost and Found

LOST ROACH CLIP
May or may not still have the roach in it. Has leather straps and blue and white feathers dangling from it. If found, return to Uncle Howie in space #51.

LOST LUMBER AND TOOLS--REWARD
Last seen on the lot next door, where a house is being built. If found, please return to Chuck Bodell at the construction site next door.

FOUND DECORATED ELECTRIC CLAMP
Has leather straps and blue and white feathers dangling from it. The metal doohickey at the end has a stinky handrolled cigarette in its teeth. Found in the driveway near a speedbump. Stop by space #17 to identify and claim.

For Sale

LUMBER AND TOOLS AND WHATNOT
Found just laying in a field, but I had to haul it all back to the trailer, so I'm selling some of it off to pay for my labor. Plus, I need a new blowtorch and there weren't no blowtorch laying around in that field. Inquire with BT in space #21 to view the merchandise and make offers.

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IT'S HOT AND YOU'RE THIRSTY

Come on over to Rogelio's Market for all the cheap beer you can stand!

Each week during the month of June, I will be parting with one brand or other of
cheap beer for 1/2 price!

Week 1: Icehouse
Week 2: Meister Brau
Week 3: Pabst Blue Ribbon
Week 4: Busch
Week 5: Olympia

Think of it this way--any time you get a few bucks in your greasy fist, stagger on over
to Rogelio's and you can stagger away with all the beer you can carry!

Directions: Stumble to the top of the driveway, careen right, stumble 500 yards,
then cross the highway. Blue sign out front.
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Real Estate and Real Estate By-products

SINGLEWIDES, DOUBLEWIDES, FIFTH-WHEEL CAMPERS
All in various states of decay. Some almost brand new, some ready for the trailer-smasher at the junkyard, many more in between. Fix one up yourself and save $$$! Call JR Johnson Realty, 1-800-JOHNSON.

CAMPER-MANIA!
Every load of campers made it to the lot all last month, thanks to the experienced, sane, licensed big-rig driver the temp agency finally sent us! And he's still driving for us! Our lot is now OVERFLOWING with campers, just waiting for YOU! Priced so low, you'd hafta be stupid NOT to buy one! Call Trailertown NOW 555-1313 and be sure to ask about our 1/2 OFF inventory like the camper pictured below:

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