Lost and Found

LOST TRAILER AWNINGS
All the awnings over the windows and even the patio awning got blowed off in the explosion. If
found, please return to Dot in space #8.

LOST BLOWTORCH--REWARD!
Last seen on the porch outside space #21. If found, please return to BT, no questions asked
unless you really want to collect the reward money.

FOUND TWISTED BURNT CORRUGATED METAL
Might be tin. Look like some of it still have burnt yellow paint on it. Might have come off trailer
somehow. Found in receiving dock behind Boozapalooza when twisted burnt corrugated metal rain
down out of sky. See manager Hung Phuc to identify and claim.

For Sale

PICTURES OF A REAL BURNT-UP MUMMY ON A GURNEY
Photos shot when the coroner dude was wheeling the blackened mummy out of a exploded trailer.
$5 each, or will trade for a six-pack. Inquire with Timmy Feral in the driveway.

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JACK BE NIMBLE, JACK BE QUICK
Jack got hold of a dynamite stick!

DYNAMITE BLOWOUT SALE AT ROGELIO'S QUICK-E-MART!
Ideal for removing stumps, speedbumps, even a whole condemned trailer!

TWO BUNDLES OF DYNAMITE FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!

Directions: Stumble to the top of the driveway, careen right, stagger 500 yards, then weave
across the highway. Blue sign out front.
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Obituary

Tod Dotson 1958-2005
Tod passed away in a exploding fireball on June 21, 2005. Tod is survived by
his wife Dot and her dozen kittycats. A dedicated lifelong alkie, Tod left
this Earth distilling grain alcohol, just the way he would have wanted it.

Real Estate and Real Estate Byproducts

DAMAGED, DECAYED SINGLEWIDE
Still sitting there abandoned from when it got destroyed in the interpark trailer war a couple
years ago. Somebody hurry up and buy this trailer before it rots and falls to the ground!
Call JR Johnson Realty, 1-800-JOHNSON.

IF YOU LIVED HERE, YOU'D BE HOME BY NOW
Why go to the mountain when the mountain can come to YOU? The same holds true for trailers.
The next trailer you see headed up the highway could be headed to YOUR trailer space! Why not
replace that ratty old camper you call a home with a big ol' singlewide or doublewide?
Call Trailertown NOW 555-1313.

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