LOST AND FOUND

LOST LIGHTERS
Last seen on various tables and benches around the trailer park. May have been abducted by space aliens. If any lighters turn up, please check the list of missing lighters (by color) posted by the laundry room, and return to their rightful owners.

FOUND ROACHCLIP
Discovered in the driveway outside space #91, burnt around the teeth, with thin leather straps with beads at the end hanging off it. No roach in the clip. Stop by space #81 to identify and claim.

FOR SALE

LIGHTERS--LIGHTERS--LIGHTERS
All different sizes, shapes, colors and brands, but mostly Bics. Super cheap, 50 cents each or will trade two for a beer. Inquire with Timmy Feral in the driveway.
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MANAGER HUNG PHUC WANT TO WISH CUSTOMER OWN SPECIAL BEST
HOLIDAY GREETING WITH BOOZAPALOOZA BANZAI BLOWOUT SALE!

SELECT ITEM ONLY QUARTER EACH OR 4 FOR DOLLAR!
STOCK UP FOR HOLIDAY!

Get following item 4 for dollar entire month of December:
Candy bar
Cheapie disposable lighter
Stick incense
Generic can catfood
Generic pouch catfood
Aluminum skewer

MENTION AD AND GET BOWL OF MOTHER PHUC
HOMEMADE FRIED RICE FREE!

Direction: Stagger up driveway, careen left at highway. Stumble 500 yard. Cross highway.
Red sign out front.

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Real Estate and Real Estate Byproducts

HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS
Wouldn't it be great to have the family all in the same place for the holidays? Well, now you can! All you got to do is move them all right here into the trailer park. Plenty of abandoned trailers for sale! Call JR Johnson Realty, 1-800-JOHNSON.

HOLIDAY HAPPINESS IS ...
Relative freedom (freedom from relatives, that is). If your family won't quit hanging in your trailer, get 'em their own trailer and move them to another trailer park a safe distance from your own! We've got lots and lots of ready-to-relocate trailers, right here on our lot!
Call Trailertown NOW 555-1313.

This here's our mother-in-law special.

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