by Doralee's ma Dena Binkman in space #59

My family and I just moved here from Buzzards Trailertopia, and we'd all like to introduce ourselves to the neighborhood. My name is Dena Binkman, and I have a trailer in space #59.

My daughter, Doralee, lives next door to me in space #61, and my ma, Edna, lives next to Doralee in space #63.  We also rented spaces #57 and #65 to use as our yards.

My ma, my daughter and me all gots the same last name 'cause none of us has ever been married. So you only gots to remember one last name for all them trailer spaces -- Binkman. Sure makes it easy, huh?

Marriage just mucks everything up in life, starting with the wife's last name. The guy who knocked up Doralee went and runned off. We ain't seen hide nor hair of him since. What do you expect from a guy named after a pissed-off housepet?

Doralee don't need him, anyhow. She's got me and her gramma to look after her. Far as we're concerned, it's good riddance to Maddog Monson.

There's a guy from up the road supposed to come over sometime this month and surround our spaces with a chain-link fence. That fence ain't to keep the neighbors out, it'll be to keep a certain critter IN soon as he gets here. Doralee's fixin' to make me a gramma come this fall. We don't want the little varmint up and crawling away when we ain't looking.

Hey! Maybe the chain-link fence installer guy will take a shine to Doralee. She's only three months along and ain't even showing yet.

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