HEROIC SECURITY GUY ANDY WHOMPS PEEPING TOM
Bludgeons pervert, then chases him out of trailerpark

In a daring act of bravery last month, Andy the security guy stopped a peeping tom dead in his tracks. "That guy was in the process of committing a misdemeanor, and he had to be stopped," Andy stated afterward.

During one of his routine patrols through the trailer park, Andy spied a white male adult, approximately 35 years old, 6'1" tall, 210 lbs., auburn hair, unknown eye color, peeping into the trailer in space #24.

"What clued me in that this guy was a weirdo is that he was peeping into an abandoned trailer. There weren't even no one in there to peep at," Andy stated to police afterward.

Leaping into action, Andy unholstered his security baton and sneaked up behind the peeping tom. He raised the baton and brought it down as hard as he could on top of the perpetrator's head.

The peeping tom grabbed his head and scurried to a car parked outside the abandoned trailer. He started the car and sped away, hitting one of the new speed bumps at 8 MPH, punching a hole in his muffler. That muffler was hanging and throwing sparks and making godawful squealey noises all up the street as the peeper drove away.

That pervert ain't shown back up since, thanks to the courage and quick thinking of our heroic security guy. Thanks, Andy.

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