TINBOX ACRES TRAILER-TIPPING TEAM TOPPLES SILVER BULLET
Charges of Indecent Exposure Add Insult to Injury

Wowie kazowie, was that incident with the Silver Bullet the talk of the trailerpark all last month or what?

Welcome Wagon Willy's been Ma Feral’s beau for a couple months now, and he was itching for some brand-new poontang. He tried relentlessly to seduce Maudine across the street, but she didn't want nothing to do with him. Willy didn't get the hint until Maudine loaded up a tranquilizer gun and shot Willy with a dog dart, then she called the cops on him for stalking and harassment.

Upon his release from the County Lockup, Willy tried to hit on them twin old ladies in the trailer next door, meeting with negative results there, too.  Undaunted, Willy tried 400-pound Beulah Radkin next. This time Willy scored a direct hit.

They say the third time is always the charm. Maybe it's simply because nobody’s paid any attention to Beulah in who knows how long. Whatever the reason, Willy finally got to dip his wick in some new poontang. Who gives a rat's ass if it's fat stinking sloppy-drunk poontang. Ma Feral's scrawny old snatch was getting to be old hat to Willy, and besides, he ain't picky.

Willy's been keeping Ma Feral in all the hooch she can stand lately. With the old lady all drunk and passed out on the couch, Willy's been sneaking over to Beulah's place unfettered to frolic in all that fat flesh. He even goes so far as to steal money out of Ma Feral's purse on his way out the door. Willy then gives the money to Beulah's boy Timmy and sends him to play videogames at Rogelio's Quick-E-Mart while he boinks Beulah's lights out.

No matter how whacked in the head Ma Feral is, nobody deserves to have the wool pulled over their eyes like that. So the ladies decided to get together and yank that wool offa Ma Feral's eyes for her.

Dot caught up to Ma Feral carrying a armload of wash to the laundry room and said, "Hey, why don't you come over to my trailer for a cup of coffee? We need to talk." Maudine, Miz Beadle, all three of the Binkman gals, Dixie Dorque, the twins Pearline and Earline, and Harold's wife Madge seen Dot walking with Ma Feral, and one at a time they all ran out to join the girl pack heading for Dot's trailer in space #8.

Once all them gals was assembled at Dot's kitchen table, they kinda had a intervention with Ma Feral. They gave her a beer and spilled the beans on her old man Willy. Poor Ma Feral was shattered. She had her suspicions, but nothing solid. After a brief pow-wow, Maudine came up with a plan to teach Willy a lesson he wouldn't soon forget.

Willy was, right at that moment, over in Beulah's trailer rummaging through all them fat rolls, trying to find a orifice. Neither Willy nor Beulah had on a stitch of clothing. That gang of gals marched down to the Silver Bullet. Then they all got on one side and shoved at the same time, tipping the Silver Bullet over onto its door.

Moments later, a scratched and bruised Willy emerged from a up-facing window in his birthday suit. Beulah was stuck in the Silver Bullet. Apparently she called 911 from her cell phone in there, 'cause right then emergency personnel showed up to extricate her from that tipped-over trailer. A naked Willy was standing outside the trailer when the cops showed up, so they covered him in a cop blanket and arrested him for indecent exposure.

The firemen hooked a winch onto the Silver Bullet and set it back up on its wheels. The door swung open and a 400-pound, scuffed-up Beulah spilled out onto the ground with a SPLAT. She was all drunk and unclad, with Willy-stench emitting from her breath and person. Maddog went over and ripped a canvas awning off of Anil's camper and threw it over that reeking eyesore. Once Willy and Beulah was safely covered and caged, we all stood in the driveway and waved as the happy couple rode out of the trailer park in the back of that cop cruiser together.

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