DORALEE AND LULU GO AFTER THEIR BABY DADDIES
Andy and Maddog barricaded inside space #91, ain't coming out

It seems he done Andy and Maddog a big fat hairy favor when Darrell Feral accidentally forgot to cut a door-hole in that expando doohickey that he built onto that trailer in space #91.

When Maddog got home and seen that add-on without no door, covering up both of the old doors, he went berserk and beat the living ratpiss out of Darrell Feral. Maddog had hired Darrell to build a expando onto his trailer, not to encapsulate the entire motherfucker in plywood and not even cut a door-hole out of it, fer chrissakes.

Since Darrell was all beat to shit, he couldn't rightly go hacking a big hole in no plywood without aggravating all them pump-knots and lacerations and hematomas and whatnot that Maddog put all over him. So Andy and Maddog was reduced to climbing in and out of the living room window until Darrell healed up enough to install a door.

Good thing. Because right about the same time that Maddog was stomping Darrell and shooting at him with a nail gun, Maddog's old lady Doralee was convincing Andy's old lady Lulu to head down to space #91 to make Andy and Maddog own up to their responsibilities.

It ain't like either one of them two dipshits got enough money to pay for child support. But Andy's boy Damian and Maddog's girl Doobie are nearly a year old, and their mamas want to go out and DRINK, dammit. The least their baby daddies can do is babysit.

That ain't the way Andy and Maddog see it, no-siree. All they see is a couple of unhousebroken rugmonkeys.  And neither one of 'em wants ANYTHING to do with THAT. No way. That's woman's work. Soon as they're housebroken, no problem. But not NOW. God, no.

Doralee and Lulu figured one of the neighbors must have called the boys and let them know their baby mamas were headed down the driveway, and they weren't smiling. When they got down to space #91 and seen Maddog's trailer encapsulated in plywood, they started throwing rocks at the trailer and hollering about how them boys better un-barricade themselves pronto so they can start babysitting, dammit. Doralee was so pissed, she tried to pull that expando off Maddog's trailer with her bare hands.

Now we're all just waiting to find out who's gonna outlast who.  We hear tell Andy just stocked the fridge with beer, and the cupboards with chips and crackers and Cheez-Whiz. Maddog just bought a couple cartons of cigarettes at the Indian store way up the highway, so it looks like them ladies ain't headed back to space #61 anytime soon. Good thing Doralee's ma and gramma are there to watch the babies while the mamas are off waging war with the daddies.

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