On two separate instances recently, monsters have been spotted in the trailer park. Virginia Beadle in space #17 seen 'em with her own eyeballs. She shares the following information with all of us.

One day last month, Miz Beadle seen a bigfoot beast strolling through the park like it owned the place. Bigfoot wandered away before the cops could show up, and it ain't been seen since. Miz Beadle caught Clarence outside and asked him if he seen Bigfoot too. Clarence said he was really drunk that day and he probably hadn't eaten in days. He said he's afraid he might have blacked out and trapped the bigfoot, then barbecued him and ate him, but he can't remember.

Virginia Beadle spotted a terrorist in the trailer park on Saturday. He was described as dark haired with brown skin and brown eyes. The terrorist was covered head to toe in dirt and grime. He had a turban on his head, and he stunk to high heaven. The terrorist wandered through the park for at least two hours, grunting and brandishing weapons. His arsenal consisted of a rake, a hoe, a shovel and a leafblower. The terrorist is still at large, so keep your eyes peeled.

Dot in space #8 offers us a traditional helpful hint. Halloween is just around the corner. We will be seeing a marked increase in monsters lurking around this month, especially on the last day. These monsters are small and harmless, and if you give them candy they will go away.

Some dude we don't know who was thinking about moving here but changed his mind tells us to keep on the lookout for a nutcase with a baseball bat. It sounds more like that guy who submitted this hint is the nutcase, whether or not he owns a baseball bat. Anyways, he signed his name as "J. Rupert."

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