Virginia Beadle in space #17 tells us if you rest your arm on something stationary while aiming, your grouping will greatly improve. If you're firing a gun, rest your left arm on a tree stump. If you're using a wrist rocket on that asshole in the trailer next door, use your windowsill for a armrest when you aim. Try it! It works!

Carl Bailey in space #1 says there ain't no substitute for safety. If you're gonna ride on the catapult, be sure to wear a helmet. Also don't forget to pad your elbows and knees. Carl also suggested we lay a bunch of old mattresses in the field next door so he don't splat facefirst into the dirt no more. Maybe we shouldn't be taking Carl the psych facility escapee seriously. Especially when he's been drinking.

New resident Rudy Bonaparte in space #19 finally figured out how to get rid of that sudden lumpy red ass rash he got last month. Rudy's generous enough to share the recipe with all of us, just in case anyone comes down with it too. All you need is some ice and a hammer and a dishtowel and a hot water bottle and a tablespoon. Wrap the ice in a dishtowel and beat the shit out of it with a hammer. After the ice is all smooshed up good, use the tablespoon to scoop the ice into the hot water bottle. Then sit your sore ass down on that icy water bottle and keep it there until all the lumps and swelling go down and the redness fades.

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