Ernie in space #83 tells us it's not the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean. Whatever that means.

Edgar the maintenance guy swears all the cowshit at the dairy farm up the road is full of psilocybin spores. What that means is if you pick up a load of cowshit from the dairy and spread it out in the shade in your yard and hose it down good the night before, your yard will be carpeted in magical mushrooms come morningtime. But you gotta pick 'em before it gets full daylight out, because them 'shrooms disintegrate just like ittybitty vampires in the sunlight.

DJ the dope dealer in space #41 shares his recipe for "Cannabrownies." Put about an ounce (or "ozer") of pot into a coffee grinder and grind it into a powder. Place the powdered pot into a cast-iron skillet with one stick of butter per ounce of weed. Heat over low heat and stir until butter is melted and pot powder is saturated in it. Dump this mixture into the bowl with the other brownie-mix stuff and follow the rest of the recipe for brownies. And be sure to pass a few of them on over to DJ's place when they're all done and cooled and cut into two-inch squares. Two of DJ's Cannabrownies have about the same effect as one Vicodin.

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