Ma Feral in space #38 reminds us all to take that plastic bag of guts out of the turkey before popping it into the oven. Otherwise, your trailer will get all stinky and smoky when the plastic bag melts and/or explodes.

Be sure you got plenty of stuff like pumpkin pie, canned cranberry sauce, gravy, mashed potatoes, and other squishy food on the table for the upcoming holiday. Buck and Buddy in space #15 tell us you'll have a WAY better Thanksgiving food fight if you start off with a well-stocked arsenal on your plate.

You know those hokey hand-tracing turkey drawings the kids are always bringing home from school this time of year? Little Timmy Radkin in space #47 whispers that the drawings come out way funnier if you trace around your hand with all your fingers bent except for your thumb and middle finger. Timmy warns that it does wig out the teacher for some reason, though.

Dot in space #8 tells us that a Hefty(R) garbage bag is NOT a suitable replacement for a turkey brown-in-bag.

Maddog Monson shares a good Thanksgiving practical joke. All you need is a greasy boiled turkey neck, a passed-out buddy, a digital camera, a computer, and Internet access. Unzip your passed-out buddy's trousers. Insert the boiled turkey neck into your buddy's fly, leaving about six or seven inches of turkey neck sticking out. Wrap your buddy's right hand around the turkey neck and shoot a photograph with the digital camera. Download the images onto your hard drive and email them EVERYWHERE. Be sure to leave your buddy laying there like that so his wife or his ma or somebody can see him and SCREEEEEAM real good and wake him up.

Arliss Feral shares this Thanksgiving tip. Whatever you do, don't NEVER get drunk and pass out on Thanksgiving when Maddog Monson is around. EVER.  Arliss is too embarrassed to say exactly what happened, but he does attribute much of Ma Feral's alcoholism to it, whatever it is.

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