Little Timmy Radkin in space #68 tells us that if you got some kinda freak show going on in your trailer, like your ma weighs a quarter-ton and she's looking to make some Bigfoot beast your stepdad, you can cash in on it. All you gots to do is hide a webcam in their bedroom and charge folks to view all the disgusting shenanigans online. Plus, as a practical joke, you can print out color stills on your printer and hang 'em on the bulletin board in the laundry room, just to gross folks out real good.

Carl Bailey the psych facility escapee in space #1 shares his idea of a practical joke. Soon as one of the neighbors takes off for the day, sneak over next to their trailer and grab their garden hose. Snake the garden hose into one of the trailer's windows until it reaches the floor inside. Go turn the hose on full blast and go home. A few hours later your neighbor will be awash in a mini-Tsunami when he comes home and opens the door to his trailer.

Elvis Presley didn't die slumped over on the toilet back in '77, no-siree. The King just moved a big sparkledy shimmery doublewide into space #54, where the Feral family used to live before their trailer burnt to the ground.  Go take a look your ownself if you don't believe it.

Jingo the retired circus midget in space #99 throws down this hint. Build a fucking moat around your trailer posthaste.  There's some lunatic running around sticking folks' garden hoses in the window and turning on the hose, filling the inside of the trailer up to the tippity-top with water. You can dig a moat with a pick and shovel, then fill it with the garden hose.  If you don't build a moat around your trailer like Jingo did, you will have to unscrew the hose and lock it in your toolshed to keep that asshole from filling your trailer with your own hosewater.

Fatty Daddy says the secret to getting women to strip your clothes right off you and fuck your lights out is to act like that's not what you're thinking about all the time.

Maudine in space #37 warns us all to learn from her mistake and not put an aboveground pool on a slanted surface. Not only is one end way too shallow, but them newfangled instant aboveground pools gots a tendency to slowly roll towards the decline-induced deep end, and your whole freaking pool will eventually just roll over and dump out millions of gallons of water, washing away everything you got stored under your trailer. Everything. Even the heavy shit like rusty tire rims.

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