Buck in space #15 tells us how to make a "Bob Marley style peace pipe." Take a roll of toilet paper and push out the cardboard center. Cut a dime-sized hole about two inches from one end of the cardboard tube. Take a one-inch square of aluminum foil and stick it on the end of your index finger. Stick the aluminum-foil-covered finger into the hole. Pull out your finger, leaving the foil in the hole. Get a pin and poke teensy-weensy holes in the bottom of the foil. Fill the foil part with cannabis (pot). Place the end farthest from the foil to your mouth. Using a lighter, ignite the foil end, using the hole in the end as a carburetor .

The company that rented us the Jumping Castle offers this hint: Don't never return a rented Jumping Castle to them all punched full of holes and filled with vomit again. Because of our indiscretions over the Fourth of July holiday last month, management has been hounded by the Jumping Castle company all month and it don't look like they'll let up.

Fatty Daddy offers this hint based on a personal observation. Apparently if you wear flat shoes in the Tinbox Acres annual Fourth of July drag race, you won't sprain your ankles all up like the guys did last year when they wore spike heels.

Big Beulah Radkin says if you eat something before you start drinking, your hangover won't hurt so much in the morning. Of course, booze goes right to your head on a empty stomach and it don't on a full stomach, but for some, the reduced hangover is worth the wait.

Rogelio offers this hint he learned from personal experience. If you gots a pickup truck full of fireworks and explosives, don't park it within sprinting distance of a lit barbecue. If you give a rat's ass about the fireworks or your pickup truck, you'll never do that. Rogelio says to trust him on this one.

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