Darrell Feral would like to remind everyone of something we all know anyways. Don't cook meth over a open flame, especially not indoors.

Fatty Daddy tells us that it ain't a good idea to go roasting marshmallows over a smoldering trailer that just exploded. It makes the marshmallows taste like shit.

Arliss Feral reminds everyone not to ingest any of them psych meds that Willy keestered out of the nuthatch. Them things put Arliss in the hospital with some kind of intestinal bacteria nobody at the hospital ever seen before. It may have something to do with the fact that them psych meds rode out of a nuthatch with only a cigarette cellophane separating them from the inside of Willy's ass.

Timmy Feral in space #68 says you don't necessarily have to refrain from doing illegal shit. All you got to do is refrain from getting caught.

Elvis Presley in space #54 wants to remind us all that he's got plenty of pills and beer and all that, everything except crank and heroin, right there in his trailer. Elvis says we're always welcome to his stash, so we don't have to be taking any meds that rode out of the nuthatch in Willy's ass. That's mighty neighborly of Elvis.

Buck and Buddy in space #15 warn us not to be too neighborly. Things like painting your next-door neighbor's trailer when she's gone on vacation is a example of being too neighborly. This is especially true if you went and painted your next-door neighbor's trailer schoolbus yellow because you had a bunch left over from painting your own trailer.

Eddie in space #62 informs us that if you stand in front of his trailer at about 8:30 pm, you can see Doralee's ma naked because she lives right across the driveway from Eddie, and she changes into a nightgown right in front of a uncovered window at that time. Come on over and see for yourself if you don't believe it.

Maudine and Marshal reveal their secret for keeping peeping toms away, like Welcome Wagon Willy. Just put a big gigantic black and tan pooch in your yard, one with a deep, growly bark.  One that goes WOOF-WOOF-WOOF and runs at the peeping tom until it smashes head-on into your chainlink fence is the best. This is also a good way to train your houseguests to use your front door and not come sneaking up on you around the back. Try it! It works!

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