Little Timmy Feral in space #68 shares his latest get-rich-quick scheme. All you got to do is keep a digital camera on you at all times, especially here in the trailer park where freaky shit happens a whole lot. Any time you see something fucking weird going on, shoot a photo of it, then run a ad in the Classifieds and sell copies of the pictures.  Try it! It works!

Virginia Beadle in space #17 shares her recipe for Trailerpark Quickie Fudge. Just dump a bag of real semisweet chocolate chips in a big bowl with a can of sweetened condensed milk and a bag of crushed walnuts. Microwave the whole bowl. When everything is good and melted (but not the walnuts) stir with a wooden spoon and smear the mixture evenly onto a waxed-paper-covered cookie sheet. Cool in the fridge for a half hour or so. Pull the cookie sheet out and slice the fudge into squares. Cool for another two hours in the fridge. Voila! Best fudge anyone ever ate.

Floyd Doyle in space #51 says you can smoke the resin that builds up on the inside of your pipe and bong stem. All you got to do is dig out a big black ball of resin and light 'er up.

Tod in space #8 sent along his recipe for making moonshine with a water distilling unit, but Tod done blowed up his trailer distilling moonshine. Instead of publishing Tod's recipe, here's a better hint. Don't go using a water distiller for a moonshine still unless you want to die in a huge exploding fireball.

Dot the crazy cat lady in space #8 tells us if you need to remove scorch marks from the outside of your trailer, nail polish remover does the job nicely if you rub it on with a paper towel. Scorch marks on the inside of a trailer, however, do NOT come off with nail polish remover. Your best bet is to just have your old scorched trailer hauled away, and buy a new one with the insurance money.

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