Beulah Feral in space #68 says it's a good idea to keep a pack of little Dixie cups on hand for when unexpected company shows up, and you need a lot of extra shotglasses.






Carl Bailey the psych facility escapee in space #1 tells us how to remove a impossibly stuck bumper sticker. All you gots to do is rub some charcoal starter fluid on it. If it STILL don't come off, then go ahead and set the fucker on fire, let it burn itself out, and brush the ashes off the bumper.






Lulu in space #61 passes on her recipe for mustard douche. Dump a quarter cup of dry mustard and two cups of water into your douchebag and shake until thoroughly mixed. You know what to do with it after that. Mustard douche kills even the most rotten fish-smells. You might want to give it a water-douche chaser to rinse out any mustard-paste residue.






Ronnie Dorque, the little firebug in space #24 says lint from your clothes dryer makes a excellent fire accelerant. It gets a fire going real good and fast, and it burns away and leaves no chemical evidence, unlike gasoline and lighter fluid.






Jingo the circus midget passed along his secret to growing primo pot plants. When you break a egg, try to break it exactly in half, and save the eggshells. Fill the eggshell halfs with potting soil and plant one or two pot seeds in each half. Store the eggshell-planters in a egg carton to protect the delicate eggshells from cracking, and also to make it easy to hide all your pot seedlings at once if you have to, like when the cops show up. Just close the egg carton over your little pot planters and stick 'em in the fridge until the coast is clear. When your plants get too big to close the lid over, you can transplant them just by burying the whole eggshell. Voila! Fuckup-proof transplanting.

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