Maddog in space #91 shares his recipe for all-day ass freshener. All you got to do is put several drops of peppermint oil or cinnamon oil on a cotton ball and place it between your buttcheeks when you first get out of the shower, while your ass is still clean. Leave it there all day, until it eventually falls out in the toilet when you aren't paying attention.

Virginia Beadle in space #17 says drycleaning fluid removes coffee stains from dentures.

Jack in space #45 tells us rubbing alcohol cleans pot resin out of anything.

Lulu in space #61 shares her secret for getting melted candle wax out of the carpet. All you got to do is freeze the wax with ice cubes, then beat the shit out of it with a hammer. Remove the wax pieces from the carpet. Then call someone to repair any holes beaten into the floor by the hammer.

Little Timmy Feral says you can make a real fossil in your microwave. All you need is a marshmallow. Place the marshmallow in the microwave, and cook on HIGH until the marshmallow expands to about 30 times its original size, then collapses, forming a fossil that will never come off, no matter what you do to it.

Pop Feral wants everyone to know that vinegar gets rid of foot-stink. Just soak your stinky old feet in a dishpan filled with warm water and about four cups of vinegar for 15 minutes after removing your socks.

Belinda in space #50 claims nail polish remover not only removes nail polish, it also removes lipstick stains from your boyfriend's boxer shorts.

Welcome Wagon Willy in space #38 says you can find all kinds of marital aids at the 99-cent store, and not just in the kitchen utensil section, neither. The cans of buttercream cake frosting and jars of marshmallow creme over in the food section work way better than whipped cream, cost only 99 cents, and require no refrigeration. You can even find feathery boas, stickers suitable for use as pasties, and flavored body wash at the 99-cent store. Plus, with Easter right around the corner, you can get great big bags of candy Easter eggs, which make great candied ben-wa balls.

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