Dot the crazy cat lady in space #8 says mothballs repel other insects besides moths. Put a mothball on the floor under each cat bed to control fleas. This doesn't work with dogs, though, because dogs eat the mothballs.

Local racetrack celebrity Ramone Houston in space #90 shares a fun thing you can do on the weekends around here. Get a old beater or retired schoolbus at the pick-a-part junkyard up the highway for less than $500 and take it to the racetrack. You don't need a driver's license to drive in the demolition derby.

Jack in space #45 tells us rubbing alcohol bursts into flames if you even think about lighting something near it. So if you clean your bong with rubbing alcohol, be sure to wash it in dish soap and rinse it in hot water before sparking up a bowl, unless you want your trailer filled with the stench of burnt eyebrows.

Andy in space #91 says if you're going to drink and drive, don't leave the trailer park.

Firebug Ronnie Dorque in space #24 shares a really fun thing to do with empty Super Big Gulp plastic cups. Melt them with a lighter. Get creative. Use a pencil to poke holes in the melted plastic. When it dries, it looks just like someone shot a bullet through the cup.

Ma Feral-Bailey in space #1 wants everyone to know that old towels and sheets make way better window coverings than tinfoil does, and they're easier to hang. Simply use thumbtacks to fasten the towel or sheet to the wall around the window.

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