Maddog Monson in space #91 says you can use a roll of quarters for brass knuckles in a pinch.

BT in space #21 tells us any non-flammable broken item has the potential to be, and should be repaired with a blowtorch. Everything else can be fixed with Krazy-glue, duct tape, and/or haywire.

Midge in space #36 shares her secret for grabbing stuff off the top shelf. All you need is a super-long pair of tongs. If you can throw hard enough, you don't need the tongs to put stuff back.

Trailerpark pervert Welcome Wagon Willy in space #38 offers this technological hint. Remember how perverts used to glue mirrors onto the tops of their shoes to see up women's skirts? Well, not only does the image not last, it attracts the attention of law enforcement. Use a camera phone instead.

Ma Feral-Bailey in space #1 tells us if your kitchen sink plugs up, you can still do dishes. Just use the bathroom sink or bathtub. If your husband drags his feet about getting shit done around the trailer, put the dishes in the tub and don't do them until he fixes the sink.

Carl Bailey in space #1 warns us all to do our chores around the trailer in a timely manner, or suffer the consequences. Carl says the longer you procrastinate, the more time the old lady has to cook up elaborate schemes to get you off your ass and fixing whatever needs to get fixed.

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