DECEMBER 2002                               PRICE:  5 CIGARETTES

SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION BLAMED FOR TWO FIRES ON THE SAME DAY
Doghouse and gazebo destroyed
Arson investigators say it was a firebug. We know better. It was spontaneous combustion what caused Humpy the Rottweiler's doghouse to burst into flames, and then the gazebo to do the same thing six hours later ...

HELPFUL HINTS
How to keep from getting your ass busted during the holiday season; treats for Santa; Christmas tree fire prevention tips; and MORE can all be found HERE.

COMMENTARY
by Arliss Feral in space #54
Goddamn, this just HAS to be my weirdest stint in the joint. Eddie from space #29 is in here with me, and he's so ugly -- no, wait, FUGLY -- that nobody will even make him their bitch. Nobody in here's THAT crazy. You should see what happened to Eddie's head when he blowed up his camper cooking meth in it ...

 

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