JANUARY 2003                               PRICE:  5 CIGARETTES

TINBOX ACRES GETS A NEW TOY
Buzzards Trailertopia gets whomped by it
Thanks to the ingenuity and boredom of a bunch of trailerpark goofballs, Tinbox Acres now boasts its very own catapult! That thing sure is fun, especially when you launch something big and flaming with it ...

HELPFUL HINTS
How to build a real, working Hindenburg; why you gots to get religion posthaste; instructions for how to build a nifty bike ramp using only boards and speedbumps; and MORE can all be found HERE.

COMMENTARY
by Anil Roberts, proselytizing goofball in space #73
The end of the world is nigh! God done come up with a innovative new way to punish trailer parks. Instead of brimstone, He's using brimtires. I seen it. I was right there when that flaming brimtire made a ringer, right there at Buzzards ...

SPECIAL BONUS FEATURE
A real, live, brand-new episode of World's Hairiest Police Chases got filmed right here at Tinbox Acres! Clarence led a whole parade of twinkling cop cars down the driveway, over our huge pointy speedbumps, straight into the duckpond...

 

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