MARCH 2003                               PRICE:  5 CIGARETTES

FRIENDLY FIRE BLAMED FOR UNHOLY CONFLAGRATION
Anil Roberts' Camper Burns to Ground, Anil Hauled to Nuthatch
Somebody needs to tell Maddog not to use the catapult no more until his aim improves. Take when he launched that flaming tire onto Anil's camper in space #73 last month, for instance ...

HELPFUL HINTS
Improving your aim with a wrist rocket; catapult safety tips; and how to get rid of sudden lumpy red ass rashes can all be found HERE.

COMMENTARY
Virginia Beadle in Space #17
I've had it up to here with that racketmaking knucklefuck living next door to me and my little dog. A body can only take so much electric saw screeching, you know. It turns out I had a solution to the problem laying around in my trailer the whole time. I just used a wristrocket and ballbearings and when he was bent over that Skilsaw..

 

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