APRIL 2003                               PRICE:  5 CIGARETTES

DRUNKEN RESIDENT KILLED IN COMICAL CATAPULT MISHAP
Bobby Roy bursts into flames on impact, attracts fire trucks
Some things, which appear benign at first, can turn out to be deadly. This is true of catapults, psych facility escapees, and Molotov cocktails, to name a few ...

HELPFUL HINTS
How to have a blast using nothing but your voice and a gorilla suit; directions for expanding to a two-story quintuple-wide trailer palace; and more can be found HERE.

COMMENTARY
by Chuck Bodell, owner of the field next door
What have you trailerpark dipshits done to my property? First it got dug up and stunk like shit, then it got severely littered. What's with the old tires strewn about and burnt spots? At least I've got that ape fossil to cheer me up ...

 

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