JUNE 2003                               PRICE:  5 CIGARETTES

CLARENCE DIES IN TRAGIC DOGPADDLING MISHAP
Huge Vat of Wine Contaminated
This is what happens when you turn an old alkie like Clarence loose at a drink-til-you-drop smorgasbord. Poor old Clarence didn't stand a chance.

HELPFUL HINTS
How to make shitpiles of money with nothing but a cup, a goofy hat, and one other thing; magical mushroom growing tips; and MORE can be found HERE.

COMMENTARY
by Eddie in Space #29
Wow, it's been a great month. First I'm released from jail, then I meet up with a total cash cow, and I even got gainfully employed. So who cares if I'm still all red and scorched and hairless from cooking meth in my camper?

 

 

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