AUGUST 2003                               PRICE:  5 CIGARETTES

DRAG RACE ENDS IN FLAMING WRECKAGE
Several Residents Go Away in Paddy Wagon
July Fourth festivities gone awry. Cops, firetrucks, and a paddy wagon all join in on the fun. How does Willy end up pissing off the entire Fire Department?

HELPFUL HINTS
Recipe for converting regular, legal fireworks into pyrotechnical-quality fireworks; footbail fashion tips; and MORE can be found HERE.

COMMENTARY
by Jingo the Incredible Flying Circus Midget in Space #99
You can SO teach a old dog new tricks. And you can bring a circus midget out of retirement, too. I got me a new, high-paying gig over in the parking lot up the road. I get to fly through the air, and I don't even hafta get shot out of a cannon no more. I was making money hand over fist, and life was good. Then I got picked up for indecent exposure ...

 

 

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