SEPTEMBER 2003                               PRICE:  5 CIGARETTES

WILLY SCORES HIMSELF SOME FERAL POONTANG
Raging trailer fire sparks romance
First it was the Ramen noodles. Then it was the kitchen curtains. Next thing you know, Ma Feral's trailer is all aflame. By the time the firetrucks get there, it done melted to the ground. But then Willy steps in and heroically saves the day ...

HELPFUL HINTS
A surefire way to get rid of all your obstacles, along with the secret to only scoring with gorgeous women; and other similar shit can all be found HERE.

COMMENTARY
by Carl Bailey the Psych Facility Escapee in Space #1
I never knew what the psych ward doc was talking about when he'd tell us all during group that we needed to 'get rid of our obstacles.' I never even noticed no obstacles until I got that electric scooter. All of a sudden, there was obstacles everywhere. So I got me some dynamite ...

 

 

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