DECEMBER 2003                               PRICE:  5 CIGARETTES

TINBOX ACRES TRAILER-TIPPING TEAM TOPPLES SILVER BULLET
Charges of Indent Exposure Add Insult to Injury
When the Silver Bullet tipped over, all the womenfolk in the trailer park got blamed for it. But we all know Willy had something to do with it, don't we? How the hell did the Silver Bullet wind up on its side, anyways?  

HELPFUL HINTS FOR THE HOLIDAYS
How to keep yourself from getting busted for sales of a controlled substance; and NOT spending the Holidays in the pokey; and trailer-fire prevention tips; and MORE can all be found HERE.

COMMENTARY
by DJ the Dope Dealer in Space #41
Thanks to Thanksgiving, I wasn't on my toes enough and got my ass busted for sales of a controlled substance. It was a certain mooch-turned-informant from over at Buzzards Trailertopia what got me busted ...

In Memoriam of a Real Tinbox Acres Resident
Butch in Space #20 passed away some time over the past week or so.
He's that old dude in the big dirty white trailer up by the laundry room
that hangs out of its trailer space about two feet into the driveway.
Despite having a roommate, Butch laid there in his trailer all dead like that
for 4 freakin' days that we know of. Butch's roomie also drinks
a whole lot, and apparently he thought Old Butch was just passed out.
The Coroner spent four solid hours in the trailer park, trying to determine if
any foul play was involved. What the Coroner determined is that no one
here in Tinbox Acres has the brainpower nor the attention span
that foul play requires. The Coroner also determined the date of death by
the four newspapers laying out there in front of the trailer.
It was Butch's job to pick up the paper every day, not his roommate's.

 

 

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