FEBRUARY 2004                                PRICE:  5 CIGARETTES

RETURN OF JINGO THE INCREDIBLE CIRCUS MIDGET
Desperate circus midget plunges entire Western Hemisphere into wirelesslessness
Jingo's back! The little guy ended up hitching a ride back from the moon on a wireless communications satellite. So what if the entire Western hemisphere was back on the wire for two days? We're just glad Jingo is back home ...

HELPFUL HINTS
Tips for nursing a beat-to-the-brink-of-death boyfriend back to health, how to keep from burning up if you ever find yourself having to reenter the atmosphere from outer space, and MORE can all be found HERE.

COMMENTARY
by Pop Feral
Look out world; the entire Feral family is OUT. I just got turned loose and was I ever eager to come home to Tinbox Acres! But then I got here and found out the family trailer melted, and I had to stomp the shit out of some creepy pervert for fucking my old lady. Just when I thought things couldn't possibly get any WORSE ...

SATELLITE CRASH-LANDS IN OUR DUCKPOND
Here's the actual midget-bearing wireless communications satellite
that got in all the newspapers when it crash-landed right here
in the trailer park last month.  

 

 

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