MARCH 2004                                PRICE:  5 CIGARETTES

BLOOD, GUTS AND GORE GALORE
Rudy does header into his own Skilsaw
This is the kind of shit trailerpark residents live for. We all seen the biggest goreshow ever, and it happened on Valentine's Day. Rudy and BT just got done cooking a big batch of meth on the shore of the duckpond and that whirling Skilsaw blade can be soooooo hypnotizing ...

HELPFUL HINTS
How to cook your own meth over an open campfire, where to get free sodas, when NOT to take your kid to the hospital and MORE can all be found HERE.

COMMENTARY
by Virginia Beadle
Oh, Lord, I never saw anything like that in my life. There was blood and bone and meat sprayed all over my living room window and I had to call my grandson and have him come over with a power washer and my little Chihuahua dog wouldn't stop leaping and yapping. I swear, I went through more nerve medicine this month than I have in the last six, and I'm WAY too old for this shit ...

The same outdoor meth lab that disintegrated this huffing device
also disintegrated Rudy's brain, causing him to do a header
into his Skilsaw right there in front of Old Lady Beadle.

 

 

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