APRIL 2004                                PRICE:  5 CIGARETTES

STREETSWEEPER DUDE BEAT UP AND RUNNED OFF FOR GOOD
What was that dude thinking, anyways? He went and showed up on National Hangover Day in the racketmakingest gizmo on the planet. We don't need no stinking streetsweeper anyways ...

HELPFUL HINTS
How to keep your bed from exploding, keeping your nutsack intact, and MORE can all be found HERE.

COMMENTARY
by Dot in Space #8
Talk about utter chaos! I didn't know the cats would go all apeshit like that when I took the chickenwire off the catnip garden. But the next thing I knew, knickknacks got scattered and dishes got shattered and my air mattress popped and ...

Speedy over at Buzzards Trailertopia blowed up his trailer
when he tried cooking meth in it last month.

 

 

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