MAY 2004                                PRICE:  5 CIGARETTES

DIVE-BAR POONTANG BLAMED FOR TRAILERPARK RUCKUS
Three residents left the trailer park headed for the dive bar up the road, and they brung four bar skanks back with 'em. The good news is that Willy and the new residents Dick, Jack and Holmes all scored some buckwild drunken poontang. The bad news is, the cops showed up to Tinbox Acres again ...

HELPFUL HINTS
How to pick up crazy chicks; the solution to the meth lab paradox; how to quiet down extremely loud, intoxicated neighbors in a hurry; and MORE can all be found HERE.

COMMENTARY
by Jingo the circus midget in space #99
Goddamn, I never saw anything so pornographic in all my life, and I used to work for the circus. It all happened about 50 yards away from my trailer. Thank God for binoculars ...

Welcome Wagon Willy's monthly satellite-TV bill
runs more than his space rent and car payments combined.

 

 

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