JULY 2004                                PRICE:  5 CIGARETTES

ELVIS PRESLEY MOVES INTO SPACE #54
The King is trailerpark material, but his ex-wife sure ain't
Elvis went and moved a big brand-new sparkledy doublewide into the Feral Family's old trailer space. The King fits right in here with all of us, with that long gray hair of his, and that scraggly looking beard and prerequisite hillbilly accent, and he keeps a Sub-Zero fridge all full to the tippity-top with brewskis for everyone ...

HELPFUL HINTS
How NOT to get runned down and tackled & shackled by the cops; how to avoid getting the shit stomped out of you by a huge hairy apeman; and MORE can all be found HERE.

COMMENTARY
by little Timmy Radkin in space #68
Wowie kazowie, has this been a great month or what? I got me a new stepdad, good ol' Step-Pop Feral, who's way cool to me even though he looks exactly like a gigantic gorilla. But he let me break into a trailer and he done give me my first beer ...

See what happens when you hire a tweeker to build your add-on?
Now Anil can't get into or out of his camper. Let this be a lesson to y'all.

 

 

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