AUGUST 2004                                PRICE:  5 CIGARETTES

ANIL ROBERTS KILLED IN FOURTH OF JULY HOLIDAY MISHAP
Barbecue, religious pamphlets, and fireworks blamed
Well, now we all know what a flaming religious zealot looks like, thanks to Anil Roberts in space #73. When Rogelio promised us a fireworks show we'd never forget, he wasn't kidding. Too bad he was in the porta-potty at the time and didn't get to see it ...

HELPFUL HINTS
How to build a Bob Marley style peace pipe, Jumping Castle rental etiquette, a sure-fire hangover avoidance technique, and MORE can all be found HERE.

COMMENTARY
by Dot the crazy cat lady in space #8
Where have all the good men gone? I'll tell ya where they went. They blew up or burned down, and in one instance that I know of, he did BOTH ...

THE PICKUP TRUCK THAT GOT BLOWED UP ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
Last known photograph of Rogelio's truck, may it rest in pieces

 

 

All content ( c ) 2002-2004 Tinbox Acres/Paula Huff

HOME