SEPTEMBER 2004                                PRICE:  5 CIGARETTES

ANDY THE SECURITY GUY SHITCANNED AND REPLACED
Real deputy recruited from Buzzards Trailertopia, brings own trailer and jail
We can all look forward to many a night in the new trailerpark pokey. We got us a real live former deputy sheriff to head up security here at Tinbox Acres. No more spending the night all crammed into that ittybitty chain-link cage like we used to ...

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COMMENTARY
by Welcome Wagon Willy in space #38
Oh, shit, I can't believe how many times I got locked up already, and it was for the exact same offense every time -- peeping at Maudine in space #37 again. I just can't help myself, Maudine's such a hottie. Besides, peeping at Maudine ain't always lace and lingerie, no-siree. One day last month I peeped in her window and what I seen going on in there was downright traumatizing ...

The old Park Ranger from Buzzards Trailertopia moved not only himself and his trailer,
but a entire jail facility right here into Tinbox Acres. We hear tell this guy's
all set to replace Andy the security guy, who just ain't been doing his job lately.

Our former buckwild-neighbor containment facility. Andy the security guy not only set it up, but he also got locked up in it a time or three when he was hammered. The new jail's not only way nicer, but nobody's gotta go emptying a bunch of shit out first so's a prisoner can fit inside.

 

 

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