NOVEMBER 2004                                PRICE:  5 CIGARETTES

SEPTIC TANK ERUPTS MOUNT VESUVIUS-STYLE
Dome of shit rises under circus midget's trailer and explodes
It looked like black gold, Texas tea. What we all seen gushing out of the ground turned out to be a sewage geyser that erupted out of our overfilled septic tank. The midget's trailer got demolished and the subsequent fecoclastic cloud caused some trailers to implode ...

HELPFUL HINTS
Kitchen-fire prevention tips, hints for becoming the bestest rehab reverend EVER, how to make sure you got all the seeds out of your wacky tabacky, and MORE can all be found HERE.

COMMENTARY
by Pastor Pasqual in space #26
Oh, God bless each and every one of you. I'm your new neighbor, and I just moved in next door to that wonderful Dorque family, praise the Lord. I wasn't always this religious, no-siree. I found religion in rehab, and I want to preach to you, and bathe each and every one of you in the light of the Lord until every one of your brain cells are fried and your eyes go blank ...

You might could call this the trailer park multi-purpose community area.
Kids can rollerblade and ride their bikes in it, teens duck into it to get wasted,
and adults squiggle under the fence and escape the cops through the tunnel.

 

 

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