DECEMBER 2004                                PRICE:  5 CIGARETTES

FOUR WEDDINGS AND A DEAD CHRISTMAS ELF
Little dude keels over at bachelor party
We can blame the power outage for the quadruple wedding ceremony at the duckpond. We can blame the dead dwarf on a game of Quarters with Wild Turkey shooters. Either that, or we can blame it all on alcohol poisoning ...

HELPFUL HINTS
A great recipe for preserving your Christmas tree, how to deal with a cheating spouse, why you should steer clear of the mall Santa,< and MORE can all be found HERE.

COMMENTARY
by Dot the crazy cat lady's new husband Tod the homeless guy in space #8
Where am I? How did this ring get on my finger? I sure was drunk last night, I tell you what. I thought for sure the lady would pitch me out on my ass if she seen how drunk I got. But no. I'm laying here on the floor, looking up at her ceiling...

Oh trailer, trailer, trailer, I made you out of clay.
Oh trailer, trailer, trailer,I hope it doesn't rain.

 

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