JANUARY 2005                                PRICE:  5 CIGARETTES

HOLIDAY WET T-SHIRT CONTEST ERUPTS INTO MASSIVE CATFIGHT
Willy blows a brain gasket watching chicks mudwrestle
It all started innocently enough, going trailer to trailer singing Christmas carols. All that eggnog and whatnot must have gotten to us, because we all ended up in the duckpond and Willy rode away in the red ambulance to the nuthatch ...

HELPFUL HINTS
This month features all dope-related hints. Where to find instant bong pokers, four for a buck! How to stay up for a week straight without freaking out, and MORE can all be found HERE.

COMMENTARY
by Welcome Wagon Willy in space #38
I'm in the nuthatch again. This time they kept me for longer than 72 hours. Does everyone miss me? I met some real great people in here, and I can't wait to bring them all home with me to the trailer park so they can meet y'all ...


 

Welcome Wagon Willy's trailer sits empty until his release from the nuthatch.

 

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