MAY 2005                                PRICE:  5 CIGARETTES

ANDY DAMN NEAR GETS BEAT TO SHIT BY A BULLDOZER
Heavy construction equipment a lot more dangerous than it looks
With half of us Tinbox Acres residents working at the construction site next door, it was just a accident waiting to happen. The good news is, it only happened to one of us so far, and there's MORE good news. Andy's got plenty of room on that body cast of his for everyone in the whole trailer park to sign it ...

HELPFUL HINTS
How to safely pull yourself into a high-profile vehicle, where to find free soda-machine tokens, a really fun way to spend a whole Saturday in your trailer, and MORE can all be found HERE.

COMMENTARY
by Andy in space #91
I have no idea why they install this monstrosity called a brake actuator on them huge pieces of construction machinery. All I know is, it can leap out from underneath a wheel well when you least expect it and whomp you senseless ...

Pictured below are (from left to right) the excavator that Andy stole and
took for a joyride, and the bulldozer that done laid him up in the hospital.

 

 

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