JUNE 2005                                PRICE:  5 CIGARETTES

MADDOG'S LITTLE GIRL 86'ed FROM SUNDAY SCHOOL
Scribbling on the wall with marker pens blamed
All little Doobie did was decorate a wall with colored marker pens while the Sunday School teacher was outside taking a smoke break, but when the teacher seen the writing on the wall, she went batshit and spewed Hellfire and brimstone ...

HELPFUL HINTS
How to lift heavy objects and launch ammo with the same gizmo, where you can still get religion up after being booted from church, primo bong-cleaning tips and MORE can all be found HERE.

COMMENTARY
by Doralee Binkman in space #61
My baby daughter ain't nearly as bad as Lulu's little boy Damian, but she got screamed at in Sunday School. Doobie's a good, housebroken kid, and Damian smears his own shit on the walls.  Anyways, I had no choice but to tell that Sunday School teacher to fuck off ...

Edna Binkman in space #63 finally got that hole fixed in the side of her trailer,
and all it cost her was a plateful of cookies and a glass of milk.

 

 

 

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