NOVEMBER 2005 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PRICE: 5 CIGARETTES

WELCOME WAGON WILLY WOOS WIDOW-WOMAN
Happy couple boinking each other's lights out all over the trailer park
Willy done swiped Dot the crazy cat lady off her feet when he showed up to her trailer with love offerings like cigarettes and candy and whatnot. Ever since then, Dot and Willy have been the hottest item in the whole trailer park  ...

HELPFUL HINTS
How to keep from running out of shotglasses, bumper-sticker removal tips, firestarting tips, and MORE can all be found HERE.

ASK UNCLE HOWIE
Should the Karate King swoop down out of the sky and rescue the King of Rock 'n' Roll from the clutches of the evil King of Pop?  Or not?

COMMENTARY
by Elvis in space #54
I'm being held hostage at the circus by a Evil Klown and I need someone to come out here and bust me outta this place ...

Fatty Daddy got his cottonpickin' hands on some mean green trailer paint.

 

 

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