DECEMBER 2005 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PRICE: 5 CIGARETTES

INVASION OF THE LIGHTER SNATCHERS
Lighters disappear, space aliens blamed
Ever since Thanksgiving, lighters have been going missing all over the trailer park. Some of them lighters just -poof- disappeared seconds after being set down. It looks like itty-bitty invisible space aliens want our lighters, but what for?

Helpful Hints
How to keep a cake from sticking to the bottom of the pan, bloodstain and burnt-hair removal tips, why you should never wipe your ass with newspaper, and more can all be found here.

Advice Column
What the hell's wrong with this dude's roommate? Should the ugly chick go for it, or just chill for a while? Did you steal my lighter? Uncle Howie's got all the answers.

Commentary
by Lulu in space #61
Am I the happiest woman on the planet? Yes I am. Am I the ugliest woman in the whole trailer park? Probably. But I got a man interested in me! I'm gonna get married! I'm gonna get married! He don't even put a bag over my head ...

 

One second, our lighters are laying right there where we left them ...

 

... and the next second, ~POOF~ they're gone. Can space aliens be blamed?

 

 

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