JANUARY 2006 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PRICE: 5 CIGARETTES

FIRST ANNUAL TRAILERPARK OLYMPICS HELD
Booze, dynamite, chocolate, and trailers among prizes awarded
We don't need no stinking Winter Olympics, no-siree. We can have our own Trailerpark Olympics. And we don't have to wait until February for it, neither ...

Helpful Hints
Fun with beer farts, easy way to remove cactus thorns, piss-stain removal tips, how to preserve what little hair you got left, and more can all be found here.

Advice Column
Does this person have Alzheimers, or a parasite? Where did the woman's boyfriend go? Will the dope dealer finally get paid? Uncle Howie's got all the answers.

Commentary
by Welcome Wagon Willy in space #38
It's time to do the whiskey-tango, folks, the hot new chick in space #50 looked at me. She's even hotter than Maudine! You know how when you scratch a dog behind its ear and its back leg goes thump-thump-thump on the floor? Well, looking at that chick does the same thing to me. Fuck Maudine ...

 

 

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