MARCH 2006 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PRICE: 5 CIGARETTES

WELCOME WAGON WILLY HOOKS UP WITH BELINDA IN SPACE #50
Devastated Dot didn't see it coming
Contrary to what's been churned out the rumor mill, Willy did not sell his soul to Satan, nor did he boink a old witch in exchange for casting a spell to make that hot chick in space #50 fall in love with him. Nope, it was a simple case of a lady laughing herself senseless...

Helpful Hints
A recipe for all-day ass freshener, how to make a fossil in the microwave, foot-stink removal tips and more can all be found here.

Advice Column
Is this lady's boyfriend married? What do you do if every last duck in the duckpond turns up with the bird flu? Is there a paternity test on the horizon?
Uncle Howie's got all the answers.

Commentary
by Dot the crazy cat lady in space #8
I can't believe Willy dumped me and all the cats. I was good to him. I cooked and cleaned up after Willy, and I bought his cigarettes and everything else. Then he up and runs off with Belinda just because she looks a lot better next to him on the couch than I do ...

 

 

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