MAY 2006 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PRICE: 5 CIGARETTES

TRAILER-MOVING RIG DROPS ONE ONTO THE HIGHWAY
Rig driver shitfaced, unlicensed
We've all seen wrecked trailers at the Trailertown sales lot up the highway, some with just a few dents and dings, and some with the whole kitchen or bathroom torn of 'em. We seen trailers that looked more like accordions than something you could live in. But this is the first time any of us ever seen how them trailers got wrecked in the first place...

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Commentary
by Pop Feral in space #68
My boy Timmy went and wrecked not one, but two of my pickup trucks this month. I blame Ramone, the new guy in space #90. Ramone told Timmy the secret to winning a demolition derby is to go backwards a whole lot. You can't get killed going backwards, and neither can your engine. So Timmy pilfered my truck keys to practice driving real fast in reverse...

 

 

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