AUGUST 2006 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PRICE: 5 CIGARETTES

TRAILER IN SPACE #24 EXPLODES
Bud, Dixie, Lonnie and Ronnie Dorque blowed to Kingdom Come
If you didn't hear the trailer in space #24 explode on the Fourth of July, you're deaf as a post. It got us all out of bed and into the driveway in ratty pajamas, undergarments and bathrobes, sporting bedhead hairdos first thing in the morning....

Helpful Hints
How to reach things on the top shelf, makeshift brass knuckles instructions, tips for fixing anything in the trailer, and more can all be found here.

Advice Column
What will make the next-door neighbor quit playing loud Elvis music? Is the kid a total freakazoid, or what? Who told this man's son it's okay to leap around the house in a pink leotard? Uncle Howie's got all the answers.

Commentary
by Jingo the circus midget in space #99
Looking at me now you wouldn't know it, but a hour ago, I was laying face-up on the living-room floor of the trailer in a pool of my own sweat ...

 

 

Why old folks make terrible getaway drivers

 

 

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